TEXT

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[blastiarm]

[You're getting a series of texts that are the equivalent of keysmashing. Eventually Zagi seems to figure out what he's doing though and the texts stop. You'll eventually get one that's actually readable!!]

did you take off my arm to give me a handicap

[...fuckin' really]

[kingmakereffect]

...Really?

[...Sounds like he can't believe it either. Zagi, seriously- ]

[blastiarm]

i'm the best assassin so i can see why you'd do it
but that was mostly because the pun is hilarious

[you absolute asshole]

[kingmakereffect]

Maybe. But I wasn't the one who did that to you.

[blastiarm]

so who did it? one of your friends?

[kingmakereffect]

I don't know.

Perhaps it happened back in your world.

[blastiarm]

and i guess i only have your word for that, right

[kingmakereffect]

It looks that way.

[blastiarm]

do you know anything about blastia?

[kingmakereffect]

Why do you ask?

[blastiarm]

because i'm curious
no one else here knows anything about them

[kingmakereffect]

It's not all that important here, anyway.

[blastiarm]

yes it is my arm is a blastia
what are you gonna do if it stops working

[kingmakereffect]

I think the problem then is more "What are you going to do if it stops working?", don't you think?

[blastiarm]

what that's not a requirement?
fine whatever
just so you know when i get the chance i'm going to kill you
maybe you'll actually be fun to fight
but i doubt it

[3edgy5me]

[kingmakereffect]

Both arms aren't a necessity, no.

Either way, I'm sorry you feel that way? Have a nice day.

[And that's all for now, looks like.]

[blastiarm]

[YOU'RE WORSE THAN HIS BOSS]