TEXT

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[goodforsomething]

Dear Kingmaker:

Listen, I know we kinda got off on the wrong foot back there. But being down here in your awful bomb shelter has really got me thinking! I think you and I would make pretty good partners!

I know a little bit about preparing for the apocalype and frankly, you ain't that great at it. There ain't an ounce of booze in this damn place! And have you been buyin' gold? How're we supposed to support ourselves after the inevitable collapse of flat currency? I really feel like you didn't think this one through. Plus - not sure if you've noticed - but you've got a pretty bad PR problem. If you wanna be chief in the post-apocalyptic hunter-gatherer society, you've gotta appeal to the masses!

So how about this: you come on down to my room, and we'll talk it out over a nice glass of wine and spaghetti dinner? Gotta admit, this whole supervillain schtick of yours gets me real hot under the collar, if you get my drift! It'll be a real business merger!








Ah, who'm I kiddin'? Get down here so I can mack on you with my horrible old man lips, you old bastard!

Stan Pines xoxoxoxo

[kingmakereffect]

[...there is really only one response to have to this, isn't there]

why

[goodforsomething]

Your coy response only heightens my flames of passion!