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[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[cherryblooded]

[You know, he would have asked about this earlier but he didn't not hate the Kingmaker enough to talk to him about it.

Texting him in the dining room while surrounded by a pile of Stuff.]

I don't question a lot of what's in the machine, but why the softcore pornography? ...Also, do you want any of this stuff, most of it's getting burned otherwise.

[kingmakereffect]

Are you sure it doesn't belong to anyone?

And no, you can do whatever you like with it. Burn it, for all I care.

[cherryblooded]

No, I'm not sure about that. Do you vet these at all?

Alright. Just thought I'd ask first.

[kingmakereffect]

I do, but it's not like softcore pornography is going to give anyone here an advantage unless there's something I seriously overlooked about one of you.

[cherryblooded]

Probably not.

Incidentally, if this belongs to someone here, my daughter's not going to be getting any porn out of a vending machine any time soon, right?

[Don't you dare.]

[kingmakereffect]

Probably not.

[cherryblooded]

Thank goodness.

[kingmakereffect]

Is there anything else?

[cherryblooded]

That's all.