TEXT

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

this is sigrun i am at a party right now so i can't really talk which is why i'm trying this out but you can see our drawings of you right which one is your favorite we thought you should get a vote too

[... so, so sorry, this is her texting]

[kingmakereffect]

No, that's all right.

Enjoy your party, though.

[captainobnoxious]

[...... there is such a delay in a response. Such. a delay. Five minutes worth.]

we will but i still want to know which one you like because i think i'm going to vote for the one with a bunch of dicks since it's funny but i also really like the one that has a lot of colors in the hair and the shadowy people remind me of the ghosts mages can see back home but kitten drew a really freaky sheep with a crown too so i don't know which is best even though i know you're a human

[kingmakereffect]

[...]

You want me to help you decide, don't you.

[captainobnoxious]

yes

[kingmakereffect]

I'm pretty sure that's cheating somehow.

[captainobnoxious]

i don't think it's cheating it's more like pushing someone who doesn't get really get art in a direction that is good

[Send help.]

[kingmakereffect]

The most I can tell you is to just pick what speaks to you.

Which is bizarre advice to give in this particular situation. But there you go.

[captainobnoxious]

[the fuck kinda bullshit advice is this

... also it's kind of weird but she misses actually talking to him...]

then it's the dicks because you're a huge one thanks for answering i'll call next time because this is weird

[captainobnoxious]

[and then a little bit later]

i get what you mean by cheating now because cherry told me and you're right that would've been cheating sorry