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[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

...I see you're in a great mood today.

[happysweets]

As people tend to be when you write down their biggest secrets and stick them out for potentially everyone to see!!! Do you have ANY idea what that would do for Misa-Misa's image if word got out about that?! Think of the consequences!!!!!

[kingmakereffect]

Oh, I'm aware of the consequences.

[happysweets]

I'm sure you are! How the heck did you even find out about that to begin with?! There's only one other person in the whole world who knows about it!

[kingmakereffect]

My methods really don't matter, do they? What matters is that I know.

[happysweets]

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Well, Misa-Misa's smart enough to know that you're not bluffing, but...how much do you know? Don't give me an answer like "enough," either. I want details. Do you know how and why Misa-Misa does what she does?

[kingmakereffect]

I know that you're not really in a position to make demands, for one thing. We don't always get what we want.

[happysweets]

I was just curious, is all. And here I was considering maybe giving you something you might want, too...It'd be win-win, really.

After all, if you know about what Misa-Misa does, you'd know she doesn't like to get her hands too dirty.

[kingmakereffect]

[...]

What are you offering?

[happysweets]

There we go! Interested in Misa-Misa's deal?

Misa-Misa's willing to give you what you want in exchange for something that she wants. A fair trade. ^_^

So not a demand, Mr. Kingmaker. A bargain. If you give Misa-Misa the thing she uses to be Kira, which I'm sure you have, a body will turn up.

...If Misa-Misa needs to do something for Mr. Kingmaker to give her that, well, she's willing to negotiate to that end, too.

how the fuck did this not send, i'm so sorry

[kingmakereffect]

[It'll take him a little while to reply, but...]

No negotiating necessary.

You'll have your..."thing" in the morning. It'll be in your room, not the machine. I promise it'll work, and hasn't been touched by anyone but me when I stored it.

don't apologize!!

[happysweets]

W-wait, really?! Do you mean it? You're not pulling my leg, are you? You know what Misa-Misa's special thing is? And how it works??

But...if you really did touch it, then, you should be able to see Rem, so...

[ This just gets more and more curious, but...she's not one to look a gift horse in the mouth. If she has her Death Note, then she'll really be able to... ]

Misa-Misa could kiss you right now. ...Not on the lips, of course, that'd be cheating on Light, but. Definitely on the cheek. Maybe both.