TEXT

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

...A record player, of all things?

[goodforsomething]

Yeah mea nd Norman want one for the bar
Or a jukebox
shit give us a jukebox

[kingmakereffect]

We'll see.

...How drunk are you right now?

[goodforsomething]

Pretty!

[kingmakereffect]

I wish I were surprised...

[goodforsomething]

And YOU were all like
why would I put boozei n my murder bunker charismatic you don't NEEEEED itt
youre such a dick

[kingmakereffect]

Well, you didn't need it at the time! You'd be getting it anyway.

...Assuming you didn't die in the first few weeks.

[goodforsomething]

You know what they say about assuming g

oh shit don't tell Norman I called you a dick
he's pretty much 12

[goodforsomething]

Yeah strike the jukebox
Norman wants to listent o beet house

[goodforsomething]

booth over

[goodforsomething]

stop changingg it stupid thing

[kingmakereffect]

...Do you want to try that again?

[goodforsomething]

nah, you get it!

[kingmakereffect]

[...]

Go to bed, Charismatic.

[goodforsomething]

yeah yeah yeah youre gonna flip if we sleep in here right
ill get Norman downstairs
kid's weird but he odesn't need you on his back

[goodforsomething]

oh, third symphony if youve got it

[yeah he'll pass along requests]