TEXT

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

What requests might those be?

[amygdalae]

Clothing, mainly. I've just got this one attire [and a frankly terrible attire it is] and I'd rather not have to stand around naked while I'm washing it.

[...he's done that enough thanks to the Hulk.]

And something more minor - is there any chance you could get some more selections of decaffeinated tea? I don't mind the current selection much, but it would be nice to have more variety. Only if you're willing, of course.

[He's had to settle with less before but YOU KNOW, never hurts to ask. And he's even being completely polite and everything even though he does kind of find you kind of unhelpful right now.]

[kingmakereffect]

Check your closet tomorrow, when it comes to the clothes.

[Spoilers: It's going to be another one of those jumpsuits. But hey, it's going to be more clothes.]

Your second request will be considered. What kind of tea do you like, anyway?

[amygdalae]

[Bruce will totally be unsurprised to find more jumpsuits. What kind of person even thinks that neon jumpsuits are acceptable in the first place...

Anyway.]

Rooibos or honeybush, but I'm also partial to chamomile. [There's a brief pause before his response here actually because... well. He hadn't expected the Kingmaker to actually ask that.] Most of the decaf options aren't really 100% decaf, so I'd appreciate it if you could be willing to provide.

[kingmakereffect]

All right.

Like I said, I'll consider it.

[amygdalae]

You have my thanks, at least for the clothes.

[At least it seems like the Kingmaker keeps his word. Kind of.]