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[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

No, I don't.

[capyper]

ok good because you may have gotten my height and weight, but my 3 sizes are a secret!!
what about our bedrooms?

[kingmakereffect]

You're being really transparent if you're looking for somewhere to talk to people where I can't see it.

[capyper]

......oh
you're right, that is really useful information haha

honestly, i just don't want you looking at me naked
i'm delicate, you know
or looking at the teenagers naked! that's just wrong!!

[kingmakereffect]

Don't worry, it's not like I brought you here because I'm looking for a date or something. Because no? That's creepy.

[capyper]

yeah.... kidnapping is not really a good first date maneuver

speaking of dating, though
seeing as you watch us and all
who do you think has dating potential here??

[ HE HAS A PLAN

A misguided plan, of course, but it's a plan and it involves boosting morale via romance... ]

[kingmakereffect]

Well, it looks like everybody wants the shrimp for some reason. Even though he's apparently happily married.

[...you know what, apparently this is a conversation we're having today.]

[capyper]

no!! NOPE!! he has a beautiful(?) lobster wife and a daughter. what is wrong with people?!

what about yosuke. who does he have a chance with.
i mean, he's a teen in the "prime of his life" so i'm sure he's at MINIMUM 50% attracted to most girls here. possibly also guys. i don't write out the possibility.

[kingmakereffect]

Most definitely possibly other guys. Let's put it that way.

He'd probably have a chance with most of the people here if he put his mind to it. And actually acted on it.

[capyper]

...... this has been a very helpful conversation, mr. kingmaker
i know what needs to be done now. i hope you're prepare to see some cute romancin'!!