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[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over text, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will respond to text messages as soon as he's available. You will most likely get a text back very quickly.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to send a text to anyone else, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no looking at each other's private texts without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

I'm not a pile of anything. I'm human, that's all.

[goodforsomething]

Good to know. It'd be too weird if you were gnomes. I usually have to chase those little freaks away from my garbage.

Are you some kinda wizard? And don't act like that's a crazy question, you had a zombie walking around earlier.

[kingmakereffect]

...Don't worry, I wasn't going to. There's also a human-sized talking shrimp and a magical robot among you.

I'm...special, I guess. But I wouldn't say I'm an actual wizard or anything.

[goodforsomething]

...heh, yeah. You wouldn't be the first "special" person out there.

Would you call it science? I think it gets kinda fuzzy between that and magic once you start doing things like this - with the magic robot and everything. But there's still some difference.

[kingmakereffect]

It definitely starts getting fuzzy. But there's some science, and there's also some magic mixed in with it.

It's kind of a complicated setup.

[goodforsomething]

Did you set it up all yourself?

[kingmakereffect]

That doesn't really matter. What matters is that I'm running it by myself.

[goodforsomething]

So you didn't.

[kingmakereffect]

So it doesn't matter.

[goodforsomething]

Whatever you say, dear.