MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

[Noted!! If they get them, then Sigrun truly has a Power. And a way with words.]

I might be kind of biased, but the songs I love best are the ones that tell of my family's great adventures -- not to mention my own. Dilly-dally was even stunned into silence when I sang one for him.

[That's such pride in her voice. He was sickened, actually, but. Yeah. You know.]

Can't say we really have much variety otherwise though, since our radios don't do music like they apparently did in the old world. They're just for communication. Like this thing you gave us.

[kingmakereffect]

I see. They sound very interesting. Maybe you should sing one for me sometime.

[captainobnoxious]

We'll see, Kingmaker. My songs are only for those I think worthy of them, after all.

[... She'll probably sing him one sometime though regardless. She's always up for literally singing her own praises.]

We are going through these questions fast! Okay, next is... Has anyone asked you about any strange dreams yet?

[kingmakereffect]

I keep all of my conversations private. Why do you want to know?

[captainobnoxious]

Just to make sure I'm not asking the same question someone else has, that's all.

Whether someone has or not, what's up with them? They're oddly real and when I say that I mean like I had stitches when I came here and I know where I got them now. That kind of oddly real. This is one I'm fifty-fifty on if you'll say anything about it or not.

[kingmakereffect]

...I don't have anything to say about that right now.

[this guy......]

[captainobnoxious]

[this guy!!!]

So you'll say something about it later.

[kingmakereffect]

Maybe, maybe not.

[#helpful]

[captainobnoxious]

Why are you so-- Nevermind.

[If he's not a human, he's probably programmed to be annoying.]

Okay. Lastish one. It's clear that you reside over the whole place, know this game and all that stuff, but what do you think of it? Us killing each other to try and get out.

[kingmakereffect]

Does it matter what I think?

[captainobnoxious]

Totally. I want to know if you're enjoying yourself or what.

[kingmakereffect]

Hmm... I don't think you need to know that.

[captainobnoxious]

Does it matter more if I want to know? I'll trade you secret for secret, or something like that.

[kingmakereffect]

...Maybe later. For now it's best to leave it alone.

[captainobnoxious]

[Boo.]

We're done talking then, I guess. I got less out of you than I thought I would.

[kingmakereffect]

Sometimes I'm difficult like that.

[captainobnoxious]

Stubborn ass. Do you like riddles, too?

[kingmakereffect]

Not particularly.

[captainobnoxious]

I thought you would, with how you act with questions.

[kingmakereffect]

I prefer the straightforward approach with questions. Riddles take longer to figure out and I'm not as fond of that.

[captainobnoxious]

Yeah, me too. They're just pointless. What person likes to solve them in their spare time?

[kingmakereffect]

They appeal to some people, I'm sure.

[captainobnoxious]

Boring people.

[the same kind of people who have nothing better with their time than to make lists and junk]

Anyway, yeah, I'll probably have more questions for you later or something, but I'll let you off for now.

[kingmakereffect]

Alright. I'll be here whenever you're ready.

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