MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

[this guy!!!]

So you'll say something about it later.

[kingmakereffect]

Maybe, maybe not.

[#helpful]

[captainobnoxious]

Why are you so-- Nevermind.

[If he's not a human, he's probably programmed to be annoying.]

Okay. Lastish one. It's clear that you reside over the whole place, know this game and all that stuff, but what do you think of it? Us killing each other to try and get out.

[kingmakereffect]

Does it matter what I think?

[captainobnoxious]

Totally. I want to know if you're enjoying yourself or what.

[kingmakereffect]

Hmm... I don't think you need to know that.

[captainobnoxious]

Does it matter more if I want to know? I'll trade you secret for secret, or something like that.

[kingmakereffect]

...Maybe later. For now it's best to leave it alone.

[captainobnoxious]

[Boo.]

We're done talking then, I guess. I got less out of you than I thought I would.

[kingmakereffect]

Sometimes I'm difficult like that.

[captainobnoxious]

Stubborn ass. Do you like riddles, too?

[kingmakereffect]

Not particularly.

[captainobnoxious]

I thought you would, with how you act with questions.

[kingmakereffect]

I prefer the straightforward approach with questions. Riddles take longer to figure out and I'm not as fond of that.

[captainobnoxious]

Yeah, me too. They're just pointless. What person likes to solve them in their spare time?

[kingmakereffect]

They appeal to some people, I'm sure.

[captainobnoxious]

Boring people.

[the same kind of people who have nothing better with their time than to make lists and junk]

Anyway, yeah, I'll probably have more questions for you later or something, but I'll let you off for now.

[kingmakereffect]

Alright. I'll be here whenever you're ready.

[click!]