MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

Aww, really? Not even like, a snack or a certain sight or something like that? You selfish bastard.

[It's good-natured insulting, don't worry.]

[kingmakereffect]

Oh yes, I'm absolutely the worst.

[look at what you've done, sigrun, you've got him to joke with you]

[captainobnoxious]

[i despise you with every fiber of my being because this is cute please don't turn out to be an unrepentant asshole]

Maybe that's why you've got no friends, you can't even bother to share the air with them! Yeesh, Kingmaker, learn to loosen your grip a little. What ever can I do to change your evil ways?

[kingmakereffect]

[no spoilers!!!]

Some people can't be changed, you know.

[captainobnoxious]

[IT'S MY ONLY REQUEST!!!]

Are you one of the ones that can't be?

[kingmakereffect]

[NO!!! SPOILERS!!!]

Yes, I am.

[captainobnoxious]

You know what we call those people?

[kingmakereffect]

What do you call them?

[captainobnoxious]

Stubborn asses.

[You're in good company there, Kingmaker.]

[kingmakereffect]

I think that's the first time I've been called that. Congratulations?

[captainobnoxious]

[An award all its own!!]

Wow. I thought for sure someone would've got there before me, but I won't complain about winning that race. I've been called that before though, so it's not like it's a bad thing, it just means that you're loyal to yourself.

[And that's better than being wishy-washy and wanting to please everyone.]

[kingmakereffect]

Yes, that's definitely true.

...Was that the last of your questions?

[captainobnoxious]

Of course not! We haven't even gotten to the best one yet! You didn't think you'd get out of this so easily, did you?

[Silly Kingmaker. Silly, silly Kingmaker.]

What's your most embarrassing memory?

[kingmakereffect]

[Oh, of course. How silly of him.]

...I'm not going to answer that one. But you probably expected that, didn't you?

[captainobnoxious]

I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours.

[kingmakereffect]

You don't seem like the sort to get embarrassed.

[captainobnoxious]

It's such a foreign feeling I didn't realize what it was until I had to tell someone my embarrassing moment.

[And even then it's like?? An awkward discomfort. Embarrassment is weird.]

... But you're right, this is pretty much the first place I've felt it. Not sure that I like it.

[kingmakereffect]

Hmm...

[He's quiet for a moment, thinking that over.]

...I haven't really experienced it.

[captainobnoxious]

Good, never do. It's horrible but I keep doing things that'll make me feel embarrassed anyway because, I don't know, there's a good thing that comes out of it even if I feel like I'd rather be in the mouth of a giant than wherever I am at that second.

[Death, she can handle.

Embarrassment... Apparently not.]

[kingmakereffect]

[it sure does sound very difficult...!!]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind...

[captainobnoxious]

[It is the most difficult????]

Okay, last one, I guess. [...] Two more. What's your most treasured memory?



[she didnt tell her embarrassing moment CALL HER OUT ON IT]

[kingmakereffect]

[NAH IT'S OKAY he didn't have one to tell her so it's only fair!!]

My most treasured memory... hmm. I think it would have to be some of the time I spent with my friend. I have a lot of great memories with him, but...

Well, it's not important now.

What's yours?

[captainobnoxious]

[what a kind soul!!!

Also... Aww. Kingmaker really had a friend once. That's so cute.]

... A good question. I have a lot of memories one can treasure, I guess, but it's hard to decide what's my most treasured memory.

[Since a lot of it is carnage, for the most part.]

Being out at sea? A couple of the older guys would put me on the dragon's head when I was younger, and I always had a lot of fun with that. Or maybe it was that first giant kill I told you about. Getting my first gun? I don't really know how to measure this.

[kingmakereffect]

It's pretty difficult, isn't it? There are a lot of memories I'm fond of too.

[captainobnoxious]

Besides the ones with your friend? I guess if you were around people before whatever, it makes sense you'd have a lot of them... Even if you're you.

What was he like? Even if it's not important now, I'm interested in who could've dealt with such a stubborn ass.

[And we're back to joking.]