MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

Because there aren't any windows.

[that's not what he meant and you know it, asshole]

There isn't a reason to bother with that. What season it is might be different than what it was for you anyway. Why does it matter?

[isafraid]

Oi! Don't just try to have a laugh about it! [Two people are dead, man.]

I'd beg to differ on that. Different or not, I bet we'd all at least like to know that much about where we are! It's perfectly fair!

[kingmakereffect]

I haven't told anyone much about where we are. What makes you think you'll be any different?

[isafraid]

With all due respect, [which isn't much.] I didn't think you would have any reason not to. It's only that I'm asking for whatever the current date or weather is supposed to be!

Come on now! If you're sitting there and thinking I can recognize a world just by the weather then you're badly mistaken.

[kingmakereffect]

Of course not. But there isn't any reason you need to know that either.

[isafraid]

Who knows what the reason is, maybe I just wished to talk about the weather with another bloke!

[...he's trying]

[kingmakereffect]

There's no weather in the Vault though.

[isafraid]

And that's why I'm asking you!

[kingmakereffect]

You don't need to know what it's like outside. If you want to leave this place we can discuss the weather then.

[will you kill someone to know the weather, speedwagon]

[isafraid]

[he's not that desperate, no]

Kch... I'm not that desperate yet!

[kingmakereffect]

Yet? So it is something you're considering.

[isafraid]

I suppose you'd like that, wouldn't you.

[kingmakereffect]

What I'd like has nothing to do with this. This is about making your own decisions. I'm just curious.

[isafraid]

Right. Because that's what this is to you, isn't it? A ruddy experiment.

[kingmakereffect]

An experiment... That's an interesting way of looking at it.

[isafraid]

Figure you have another way of looking at it then?

[kingmakereffect]

I do, yes.

[isafraid]

Then what, then? Color me curious.

[kingmakereffect]

What good would it do you to know?

[isafraid]

Not a lot, I'd wager. Just gotta call it an innate curiosity.

[kingmakereffect]

Hmm. Well in that case, I'm not telling you.

[kingmaker]

[isafraid]

[wow, rude]

Maybe I should have expected that.

[kingmakereffect]

You really should have.

[isafraid]

You're just going to be like this then, aren't you?

[kingmakereffect]

Congratulations on finally figuring it out!

[kingmaker please]