MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[cherryblooded]

[Ring... ring...]

Is your refrigerator running?

[No one ever said Cherryblod was creative with prank calls.]

[kingmakereffect]

[uhhhh]

I'd certainly hope it is, since your food is in there.

[...]

But that's pretty lame for a prank call, isn't it?

[cherryblooded]

Prank calls aren't my strong suit. Doubt I've made one in a few hundred years.

[At least he's not mad.]

[kingmakereffect]

Well, you tried...?

[thanks, kingmaker]

[cherryblooded]

Thank you for your time.

[Click!]