MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[penduli]

[ ah, and here i was thinking it was because he was accustomed to feral boybands howling about their next single ]

There goes my theory about you being a robot, I guess. [ ...he's kidding he never thought that promise-- ] Do you take naps, or do you sleep for a solid set of hours?

[ he's kind of feeling the nap answer ]

[kingmakereffect]

[well you never know, it might be that too]

My sleep schedule really isn't important, you know.

[penduli]

It's not, I was just wondering. [ sue him. ] It's not a sin to be a little curious about you, is it?

[kingmakereffect]

No, not at all. But if you're curious about me there are more interesting questions to ask than about my sleep schedule.

[penduli]

[ maybe he's jealous of your sleep schedule, you don't know ]

You probably won't answer those though. [ ... ] How long have you been the caretaker of this place?

[kingmakereffect]

You're right, I won't answer that one. Sorry.

[He doesn't sound very sorry.]

[penduli]

[ see. ]

Have you ever dated before?

[kingmakereffect]

I have, yes. It was never anything too serious.

[look, you got an answer!!]

[penduli]

[ to the most useless question ever!! ]

What were they like? How did you meet? Are you two still friends?

[kingmakereffect]

Are you really that interested in my love life? It doesn't matter; none of them are in my life now anyway.

[penduli]

Gossip is generally about that, yes. [ So.

...let's see, another question... ] What's your favorite animal?