MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

You can pretend it's something like that if it makes you happy.

[sigrun is definitely not 32]

[captainobnoxious]

Of course it'd make me happy! I mean, I couldn't return your feelings since I have a boyfriend, but I'd be touched and unsurprised. I'm a popular woman, you know.

[... she's a woman who gets her foot in the door the moment it's open, but. you know.]

[kingmakereffect]

...Again, if that's what you want to believe...

[you can practically hear the (unsure)]

[captainobnoxious]

[please... humor her someday...]

You're bad at back and forth. Come on, spit a little more fire, don't just melt away like ice.

[kingmakereffect]

I've never been the type to spit fire. Sorry.

[captainobnoxious]

More a mouse than a rat, huh. I guess that fits you.

[...]

You're forgiven though. I guess. If you need that kind of thing. I think it's nice when you joke around, by the way, it definitely makes you feel more human.

[kingmakereffect]

You're making me sound totally pathetic...

[jeez sigrun]

Well, like I said, I am human. I guess that's good to hear.

[captainobnoxious]

[there it is again... the cute obvious age...]

You know, I think I'll ruffle your hair the first time we meet instead of asking to punch you. You remind me of some of the recruits back home when you get comfortable.

[kingmakereffect]

[are you really calling your kidnapper cute are you really]

...I actually have no idea how to respond to that.

[valuable contributions by the kingmaker]

[captainobnoxious]

[the incident was cute the man's a fucking asshole]

Good. Making people speechless is the thing I'm best at.

[For... one reason or another.]

[kingmakereffect]

Is that really a talent to brag about...?

[captainobnoxious]

'Course it is! If you make people speechless, then they can only be amazed by you. Or moved. Or just generally affected. You want people to be speechless!

[kingmakereffect]

...That's an interesting way of looking at it.

[captainobnoxious]

I'm an interesting person. Besides, everyone wants to leave some kind of mark on the world, you know? So what's going to be yours?

[...]

Think about it. Meanwhile, I am going to make such an impact on my boyfriend. He won't know what hit him with what I've got planned!

[kingmakereffect]

I'm a bit curious what you have in mind, but I suppose I'll see it anyway.

[captainobnoxious]

Exactly. Can't have you be tattle-telling all my secret plans to him. I don't see why you would, but you'll see.

[...]

How much do you see anyway? Like, do you have favorites to watch? Or... Yeah.

[kingmakereffect]

I try to watch everyone equally, though I'll admit there are some I prefer watching over others.

And no, you're not going to get me to tell you who they are.

[captainobnoxious]

Shoot, there goes my next question. You won't even tell me if one of them's bombshell? I'm sure he'd be more than happy to know he's got a dedicated fan, even if it's you.