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If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

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I'm just wondering if you heard the same thing we did! I thought my heart would have stopped for a few seconds.

I did hear it, yes. No one had a heart attack, so it's fine.

Well, sorry to hear it, if that was the plan in the first place.

[not sorry]

Of course not. Don't be ridiculous.

... Sorry?

[Still not apologizing, but.]

You mean you really didn't mean for that to happen?

That's not what I said. The reason why that happened isn't important. Anything else?

It feels rather important!

[Man...]

Actually, I do have a request.

What is it?

I was wondering just what you've been stocking the bar with! I couldn't recognize a single brand in there.

Do the brands really matter that much? Why do you all ask me questions like this?

I'd just like to know!

...It's pretty nice.

You're not getting the names of the brands. That's not important.

Well that's just rude.

I've been refusing to tell you all unimportant things from the start. I'm not sure why you'd expect me to change now.

Maybe we're expecting whatever we ask to actually be important?

You can't possibly tell me you thought the brand names of alcohol were important.

It was bloody worth a shot, wasn't it?

If you say so.

[He's not getting anywhere with this, is he?

Okay, see ya later, Kingmaker.]

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