MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

Immediately post-surprise klaxons

[goodforsomething]

Hey, you! What the hell was that?

[kingmakereffect]

The klaxons going off, obviously.

[goodforsomething]

Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. Why did ya set them off?

[kingmakereffect]

Does that really matter?

[goodforsomething]

Does it matter why the death alarm's goin' off? Yeah!

[kingmakereffect]

Maybe I just felt like it.

[goodforsomething]

That sounds like bullshit, but okay. Just cut it out.

[kingmakereffect]

Your irritation has been noted.

[goodforsomething]

I have no idea how I took that long to realize you were in your twenties.

[kingmakereffect]

I'm surprised you didn't guess. I'm sure everyone in their twenties sounds exactly the same to you.

[goodforsomething]

Ah, there's a few decent ones out there.

Long as I got ya, you were watchin' the meeting again, right?

[kingmakereffect]

I was, yes.

[goodforsomething]

Great, you got it all then. Talk to ya later, sugarlips!

[Click.]