MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

Of course not.

[...he doesn't sound very convinced though.]

[captainobnoxious]

You're the one that said I treated you like an actual person instead of some voice. I'm allowed to want to punch your face for all your stupid unnecessary rules and punishments because I'd do it to anyone else too, doesn't mean I'll kill you.

[... Not until her important people are targeted, anyway. She might be a little more pissed off then. A lot more.]

[kingmakereffect]

Yes, I guess that's true.

[...sorry, sigrun, he's not very talkative today.]

[captainobnoxious]

[... is the stick up his ass even more today or]

You're not being very friendly today. Did something happen?

[kingmakereffect]

No, nothing happened.

[...possibly.]

[captainobnoxious]

Are you getting jealous that I have a boyfriend I like smooching?

[kingmakereffect]

...Why would that ever be the first thing you jump to?

[captainobnoxious]

You didn't deny it.

[kingmakereffect]

Because it's so absurd I thought that went without saying...

[captainobnoxious]

[...... oh..............]

Well, guess that didn't work out. Did someone stay up too late pestering you? I mean, besides me. I know you don't mind when I talk to you. Because we're half-friends.

[kingmakereffect]

What's the other half?

[captainobnoxious]

Acquaintance.

[kingmakereffect]

I suppose that's close enough.

[captainobnoxious]

Why, what do you think of me as? Because that'd be the other half.

[kingmakereffect]

To be honest, I'm not sure. I could say "an annoyance" but I guess that's not completely true.

[captainobnoxious]

Awww, thanks. But if you don't know a better word, then acquaintance definitely works.

[kingmakereffect]

It'll do. Who knows, maybe it'll change someday.

[captainobnoxious]

Maybe. I'll be really touched if you manage the "f" word someday though, unless you've got some problem with caring about people.

[like a CERTAIN SOMEONE]

[kingmakereffect]

Maybe, maybe not. We'll see how it goes.

[captainobnoxious]

We will.

[don't touch the literal five people who're in her sweet spot and they're golden]

Okay, one more question you probably won't answer. How is it we can all understand each other? Because apparently no one here speaks Norwegian but me.

[kingmakereffect]

You're right, that's not one I'm going to answer.

[#helpful]

[captainobnoxious]

What's "H" stand for?

[kingmakereffect]

That's not something I'm going to tell you.

[captainobnoxious]

Why nooooot I'm curioooous I'll tell you something you want to know if you'll tell me.

[kingmakereffect]

Nope, that's not something I'm going to tell you.