MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

I have. Don't concern yourself with the food. I won't tell you how, of course, but I can provide for you all should you choose to live peacefully here.

[captainobnoxious]

[So much for that.]

I figure you'll just send it through the vending machine I'm not allowed to beat up or those metal doors at the end of the hall. Somehow. When bombshell's attention is elsewhere.

[... somehow.]

Last question, at least until I think of something else or whatever: If we cut off each other's arms, would you fit us with those cool replacements that the three-toned guy has? The blastia stuff.

[kingmakereffect]

[oh my god]

No. I wasn't responsible for that.

[captainobnoxious]

Aww, alright. I'll be sure to tell him that we can't do that.

[As obviously disappointing as it is.]

Thanks for your time, maker. I'll radio in again for a chat some other time.

[kingmakereffect]

Of course. Whenever you'd like, Boundless.