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The Kingmaker ([personal profile] kingmakereffect) wrote2016-02-28 05:08 pm

MESSAGES

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.
bloodisthicker: i'm so done (god fuck this shit)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-23 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you're saying that with a straight face.

The whole thing was rude to begin with, anyway.
bloodisthicker: could you be any more questionable (my sensibilities are so offended rn)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-24 12:50 am (UTC)(link)
...Actually, you know, I'm trying to figure out what the point of this one is. I'm capable of basic pattern recognition so I'm guessing someone is probably going to get killed over it on Friday, but you're just... kind of waving these in our faces because.
bloodisthicker: because i'm worth it (it's l'oreal kid)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-24 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How are you twenty-five and not twelve?
bloodisthicker: it never fails. (i saw it in my coffee.)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-25 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It's perfectly polite to ask people to act their age where I'm from, actually.
bloodisthicker: like liquid snake except sadder (did you like my sunglasses brother)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-26 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
You're just applying cultural relativism to it, I think. I mean, you very well may think that inciting people to murder is polite, so you don't really have a set of standards by which to judge, do you?
bloodisthicker: i am going to arrest your friends k (ahahahahahahahaha)

[personal profile] bloodisthicker 2016-03-26 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry I wasn't more entertaining for you, then. Enjoy the rest of your day.

[there is so much GET FUCKED in his tone of voice.]