MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[bloodisthicker]

You know, I thought that might be the answer, but I figured that since you harp on accountability so much you might not be a massive hypocrite.

But I guess it's only fun to apply those standards to us lesser beings, huh.

[kingmakereffect]

I never said that. I don't consider you lesser beings. Don't put words in my mouth, that's rude.

[bloodisthicker]

And providing incentives for people to murder each other is the most polite thing in the universe, I'm sure.

[...maybe he should turn the sink faucet on too, thinking about it.]

[kingmakereffect]

Maybe it is where I'm from. You have no way of knowing, do you?

[bloodisthicker]

Well, if that's true, then it certainly does explain everything.

[kingmakereffect]

And again, you have no way of knowing, do you?

[bloodisthicker]

No, I don't, but given that I don't know anything, it doesn't seem like a bad working hypothesis.

[kingmakereffect]

Go ahead, then. Work on your hypothesis. I want to see where that goes.

[bloodisthicker]

...

Now I'm tempted to abandon it just to spite you.

[kingmakereffect]

[..........]

You're no fun at all.

[bloodisthicker]

...well, good.