MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

Sometimes it helps to let it all out.

[garudynamic]

So have we stopped being boring yet?

[kingmakereffect]

Sometimes, yes. Other times you're still pretty boring.

[#helpful]

[garudynamic]

We're not some reality show, damn it...

[kingmakereffect]

...A reality show?

[garudynamic]

[he can't tell if he's being mocked, or if the Kingmaker legit doesn't know]

You know, where some host makes people live together and compete for prizes?

[kingmakereffect]

Huh. Interesting.

[#helpful..........]

[garudynamic]

Okay so maybe this isn't exactly the same. But still. We're not here to entertain you.

[kingmakereffect]

Believe what you want to believe. Nothing I say will convince you otherwise.

[garudynamic]

That's just it though, you haven't even TRIED to explain any of this. Of course we're just gonna start assuming things.

[kingmakereffect]

Sorry.

[He doesn't sound very sorry.]