MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[captainobnoxious]

Let's just say I'm getting used to it, Kingmaker. No point in beating a sweet horse if there's nothing inside.

[save yourself and don't ask]

[kingmakereffect]

A sweet... horse? Actually, I'm not sure I want to know.

[ (unsure) ]

[captainobnoxious]

[too fuckin bad]

No one knows it! Alright, short version is that kids would stuff a dead horse full of sweets and then bludgeon it during a celebration until the candies came out. I have no idea why, but they did! Isn't that awesome?

[kingmakereffect]

Uh... Okay. That's... interesting.

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[captainobnoxious]

Awesome. Say it with me, awesome.

[kingmakereffect]

Yes, I'm sure it is awesome...

[captainobnoxious]

There you go! Wasn't so hard, was it?

[I hope you're getting the feeling of your shoulder being pat, because she would be if she could.]

Take care, maker. I'm sure everyone hating your guts is really sucking, but I gotta say, I appreciate what answers you have given me. So thanks.

[kingmakereffect]

You don't need to concern yourself with my feelings, but it's appreciated, Boundless.

I'll talk to you later.