MESSAGES

[kingmakereffect]

If you have something to ask the Kingmaker about over the phone, this is where it goes! The Kingmaker will answer the phone as soon as he's available. There isn't an option to leave a message on his voicemail, but the Kingmaker will take your calls at almost any hour of the day.

Your smartphones will only connect to the Kingmaker. There is no option to dial a number, instead it will connect automatically to his phone.

Comments are screened for privacy; no listening in on each other's private conversations without permission, after all.

Comments

[kingmakereffect]

Do you really want to exchange information for something like that? For all you know the answer is completely mundane and boring.

[penduli]

[ ... ]

I was going to tell you anyway. I might as well get something out of it now, even if it's "completely mundane and boring".

[garudynamic]

...

So did you like, fall asleep on the alarm button or something?

[goodforsomething]

That sounds like bullshit, but okay. Just cut it out.

[captainobnoxious]

You're the one that said I treated you like an actual person instead of some voice. I'm allowed to want to punch your face for all your stupid unnecessary rules and punishments because I'd do it to anyone else too, doesn't mean I'll kill you.

[... Not until her important people are targeted, anyway. She might be a little more pissed off then. A lot more.]

[kingmakereffect]

Withholding information to use as a bargaining chip is pretty rude. Honestly I'm a little insulted you'd try that tactic on me.

[kingmakereffect]

Your irritation has been noted.

[kingmakereffect]

That would be embarrassing, wouldn't it?

[goodforsomething]

I have no idea how I took that long to realize you were in your twenties.

[kingmakereffect]

Yes, I guess that's true.

[...sorry, sigrun, he's not very talkative today.]

[kingmakereffect]

I'm surprised you didn't guess. I'm sure everyone in their twenties sounds exactly the same to you.

[captainobnoxious]

[... is the stick up his ass even more today or]

You're not being very friendly today. Did something happen?

[kingmakereffect]

No, nothing happened.

[...possibly.]

[penduli]

You do the same thing to us. [ ...This is not the time to get sassy, and he knows it, but this is so nice. ] Don't like it when the tables get turned on you, do you?

[captainobnoxious]

Are you getting jealous that I have a boyfriend I like smooching?

[kingmakereffect]

I doubt most people would.

[goodforsomething]

Ah, there's a few decent ones out there.

Long as I got ya, you were watchin' the meeting again, right?

[kingmakereffect]

...Why would that ever be the first thing you jump to?

[kingmakereffect]

I was, yes.

[captainobnoxious]

You didn't deny it.

[penduli]

[ This is true, but it's funny because it's him.

But in a show of good will, Black'll go first. ]

We've been finding notes around the Vault, and Yos--Meteoric got a journal from the arcade's prize room recently. The notes themsleves are easy enough for us to read, and they're actually sort of creepy... but none of us can read what's in the journal, which brought up the discussion on how all of us can understand each other if most of us don't speak the same languages.

[kingmakereffect]

Because it's so absurd I thought that went without saying...

[kingmakereffect]

Thank you for your report, but it would be best for me to have reports in text from now on.

[...sorry, were you expecting an answer...?]

[penduli]

[ ........................

why the fuck does he work for you. ]

I'll fill you in on the rest later then too, sir.

[captainobnoxious]

[...... oh..............]

Well, guess that didn't work out. Did someone stay up too late pestering you? I mean, besides me. I know you don't mind when I talk to you. Because we're half-friends.